My lovely sister and her husband have been touring Paris the past few days and are heading to Rome tomorrow (and I am insanely jealous. I've been to Paris but not Rome). She worked approximately 6 months during the past two year period, so she felt she deserved a vacation. I was over at my parents house this weekend, and my mom tells me to go listen to her answering machine messages. Why? I ask. "Just go listen!" My mom gets irritated with me easily. Can't imagine why.
Beep - Hey Mom, it's BKD, we've arrived, we're at a hotel with a great view of the Eiffel Tower (blah blah blah - that message is too boring type in)
Beep - Bonjour. Yo Mom....Are you there? Mooooooooommmmmmmm?????? Well, it's us. We're sitting on a balcony, drinking Champagne. Are you there? Why aren't you ever there? It's expensive to call internationally, ya know. Oh Mom? Mom? Where are youuuuuuuuuuuuu? Bonjour from Paris. We're having a really, really, really good time. The champagne is good. Bonjour. I mean Adios. Or Au Revoir. Whatever. Bye.
Tonight I was talking to my mom. Well, she says, I finally talked to Kelly tonight. And? I ask. My mother sighs. She was drunk again - wine this time though.
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LOL! Howcome I don't get international drunk dials??? I feel so left out! But thats WICKED funny! I like the part about her working for 6 months and deserving a vaca! That's BKDH for ya! :) Talk to Adam HPD tonight...we might go out tonight later too...I'll let you know!
OK first of all, I'm always working on my craft now- so technically I'm always "working"- not easy the life of the working actor.
2nd- OK the Champagne in Paris we weren't drunk- we actually only had a little bottle- but heck when you call home and NO ONE IS HOME for the 4th time it gets a little annoying. We thought they had flown the coup for slotland.
The time when I actually did talk to them, yes maybe I was a little tipsy- but we had just drank a bottle of South African wine, hand picked for us by Henrico Bernardo The World Champion in Wine Tasting 2004. Plus it was 1 am and we wanted to let someone know we would be flying to Roma in a few hours.
Anyway Don't hate, participate. Put in your 6, and book your tix. Have a great bottle of wine, and you will find. From Paris or Rome, you can drunk dial home!
Apparently the Maneater doesn't need to be in Paris to Drunk dial.... I got one last night on the eve of Fried Turkey at 2 am(but she didn't leave a message)- stop giving her booze til I get there.....
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